Every HERO & VILLAIN has their cool origin story but that isn’t always the case sometimes.
After unknowingly smoking something radioactive, which was grown inside an underground laboratory, deep inside the earth’s core, somewhere like in like a mountain or something, by mad scientists who were working on a TOP SECRET government experiment named “PROJECT GOON”, our dastardly duo were bestowed with ultimate MEGA RAP GAWD SUPER POWERS and capes and sunglasses and stuff.
Stig Of The Dump aka King Grizzly aka GOON and bud brother by bond, Stu The Don aka King Hippo aka GOON are double hard, mad fly rap-stoners; LEGION OF GOON.
SUPER VILLAINS to many, SUPER HEROES to a hardcore few.
GOON IS ALL THERE EVER WAS. GOON IS ALL THAT COUNTS.
“It is the purpose of the Legion to align our infamous forces against the powers of good & defeat them, leaving us the rulers of the world”